 I chanced upon this story months ago, and i think it's funny. Just want to share it with you...sorry though, i can't think of a better title ^_^
There was a bird flying south for the winter, but he got caught in an ice storm and fell to the ground. He froze, but a cow came along and crapped on him. The warm poop unthawed him and he liked it so much he started to sing. A cat heard him and came along to see what the commotion was about, and ask if he could help. He saw it was a meal, and ate the bird.
Morals of the story: * Not everybody who shits on you is your enemy.
* Not everyone who comes along to help is your friend,
* and, if you're warm and happy, even in a pile of shit, keep your mouth shut.
 | welcome back... ^_^
You know what? I've been looking for that story a month ago with illustration and wanted to post it in my blog. However, I wasn't able to find that file.
Anyways, highways, glad you've posted it. There a lot to learn from that short story...
^_^ miss you here ate joy! ^_^ |
 | ganun? educational ba hahaha.wala nga ako makuha na pic kaya instead na bird, chick na lang :)
^_^ miss you too. |
| educational??? pwede, hahahhaha
yung nakita ko nun, may mga add-ons pa aside from the 3 lessons. kaya lang di ko na makita.... heheheheh ^_^ |
 | ooy blushing, glad to see you here again! :) more blogs to come ba? eh comments? tagal mong nanahimik, hehe! :) but i didn't miss you much offline :)
moral of the story? wag ipapahawak ang chick kay johann... hehehe.... |
| hahaha, kala ko sasabihin mo, pag may tatae wag maingay hehehe |
| hehe! pwede rin :) o kaya "wag ng kumanta ang umutot" ay, ano ba? tama ba? :) |
| o kaya, ang unang pumiyok syang umutot, "if you're warm and happy keep your mouth shut" |
 | Nice Joy... I like the 3rd moral. hehe. |
 | Simply Philosophical! Ewan ko bakit ako na-touch dyan may tama sa akin! |
| Another moral:
"you may not know, but you're enjoying a piece of shit"
whahahahaha |
| Kahit shit yan natouch ako...ewan ko nga ba? Hahahaha |
 | Nung bata ako, nageenjoy ako na pigilin yung tae ko kapag natatae ako habang nanonood ng Voltron ( lions-version). Umuupo ako sa sahig para mapigil yung pagbulwak. Ngayon, " holy" na sa akin ang pagebak. Ito yung time na talagang nakakapagbasa ako ng maayos.  |
 | ouch......dami siguro tinamaan dito haha'
D' Best :) weeeeeeeeeeee
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 | Ganda ng kwento mo, joyce. I totally agree. The shit you need is what friends give to you, even if it can and will stink. |
 | Lesson? Shit happens. -- Forest Gump :D |
| Arnold, did u show Joyce the COMPLETE SHIT HAPPENS? |
| Nard, hinahanap ko nga sa internet para ipost ko dito, maganda yon eh. Kaso bago ko maipost SHIT HAPPENED. Meron ka ba nung list? |
| Ahhh...shit! Ay teka, bad sa image ko ang magmura. |
| Ok. I found the shit we were discussing. I found the shit in my computer, so now I'm sending the shit to you. Hahaha! Enjoy the shit, bro!
(Joyce, idedelete ko ito, promise!) |
| 95% of my friends are shit no# 2 :P
so i just make even.
OMGS so meaning shit no# 2 rin ako jajaja lol |
| i post mo. i want to see din
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| Joyce, I sent arnold my compiled shit. Ask it from him na lang. My goodness TAENG-TAE ang topic natin ah! ahahahaha! |
 | finally, nahanap ko rin to..hehe maraming klase ng tae.. may basa2 pa, matigas na o kaya maliliit,mabaho minsan walang amoy haha! o kaya utot lang pala yon hahaha!
hmmf,.... just drop by.. |
| I only read messages here when I'm hungry,
kasi pag full ako...I feel like blowing up
waaaaaaaaaaaaaa |
| seryoso, ang ganda nga nung mga lessons moh kapupulutan ng aral ate joy.harhar.. nakakarelate sa tunay na buhay.. poop! haha! |
| Totoo yan Bec so hindi lahat ng naka smile sa 'yo...kaibigan.
weeeeeeeeeeee wow serious :P
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| auntie ebong ung papa repair moh?haha. |
| Omg im stupid talga in Pilipino, what is "pinanggagalingang? " it happened to me? di aaaah lahat friends ko mabait saka real....I'm pertaining to friends of friends of friends layo na ata ahahaha deeeeeeeem (((sigh))
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ooy blushing, glad to see you here again! :) more blogs to come ba? eh comments? tagal mong nanahimik, hehe! :) but i didn't miss you much offline :)