I chanced upon this story months ago, and i think it's funny. Just want to share it with you...sorry though, i can't think of a better title ^_^
There was a bird flying south for the winter, but he got caught in an ice storm and fell to the ground. He froze, but a cow came along and crapped on him. The warm poop unthawed him and he liked it so much he started to sing. A cat heard him and came along to see what the commotion was about, and ask if he could help. He saw it was a meal, and ate the bird.
Morals of the story:
* Not everybody who shits on you is your enemy.
* Not everyone who comes along to help is your friend,
* and, if you're warm and happy, even in a pile of shit, keep your mouth shut.
